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Monday, May 23, 2011

Evolving Evidence in a Prodigious Whodunit

Now let me get this straight – Osama bin Laden, the alleged Al Qaeda September 11 mastermind, died of gunshot wounds when US Navy SEALS invaded his multi-million dollar mansion close to a military base in Pakistan on May 1, 2011, after successfully dodging a million+ US military personnel for an entire decade by hiding in the caves of Afghanistan and watching porn. Do I have the story correct?

First of all, that compound couldn't possibly have cost bin Laden or anyone else anywhere close to $multi-millions. I thought it looked like a dump in a not so great area. Has the Pakistan real estate market surged recently and we all missed it? Good – I'd bet many of the residents in that area would love to sell their properties for even half that. Where are all the real estate entrepreneurs when you really need them?

And then there is the quickly forgotten Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, also named the Al Qaeda September 11 mastermind. Remember – this guy confessed in front of one of their military tribunals at Guantanamo Bay. That is what they told us and I hold them to it, but he also confessed to a lengthy list of other crimes and events. KSM was a super busy guy. I wonder if he confessed to watching porn too? The list is available HERE.

I need to travel back in time for a moment though. Remember Saddam Hussein and the need to invade Iraq and find him at any cost? Remember Saddam's alleged connection to Al Qaeda and September 11th? If you need to refresh your memory there are still an abundance of articles out there. If you find one that states Saddam watched porn, please let us know over here.

Well guess what – now we have Iran complicit in the events of September 11th as well. Suddenly there's a surge of articles online that claim Iran worked with Al Qaeda and Hezbollah to engineer the attacks on that ever-elusive day. Families of September 11 victims have filed a civil suit demanding damages be paid by the Iranian government. According to the Jurist:
It is our expert opinion to a reasonable degree of professional certainty that the Iranian Regime's use of terror and, specifically, its material support of al Qaeda in multiple terrorist attacks, including 9/11, is beyond question.

Really? Beyond question? Get the hell out of here. Did they watch porn too?

So what is this all-powerful Al Qaeda anyway? I have seen it painted with various brushes over the years, but the description that usually stands is of a loosely-knit organization wherein members coordinate movements via one form of communication or another. The truth bears little resemblance to any of the stories, but you'll need to research it for yourself as it is not a part of my point, except for the official claim of worldwide connections.

Does anyone with any knowledge of US foreign policy in the Middle East actually believe that Saddam Hussein, Osama bin Laden, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Al Qaeda, Hezbollah, and the Iranian government got together on anything whatsoever? If you could honestly answer this in the affirmative, do you also believe that they all got together to send 19 Saudi men to flight schools in the US with the goal of carrying out the events of September 11th?

If you answered both questions in the affirmative I have a few really simple questions for you:

Don't you think there are flight schools in the Middle East somewhere? Why weren't these men trained before arrival instead of being left to enroll in rinky-dink flight training at various small schools in Florida or other areas of the US when they were required to fly jets and not small planes? Surely a man capable of hiding from a million+ military personnel over a decade could manage to get these guys some real training before they stepped foot on US soil, right?

Those are my simple questions of the month. Why get into how NORAD was completely useless or anything at all that requires thought when the simplest of questions cures the issue? Still, I must wonder if porn was involved and that's why NORAD was derelict in their duty.

What will the next story be and who will hold the next title of Al Qaeda 9/11 mastermind? It seems that someone is holding an annual drawing on the topic, or perhaps picking the next one from a hat filled with choices. Careful though - they're starting to include "watching porn" as the added alternate agenda, not to mention the claims of hijackers visiting adult men's clubs the day before.

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