Secret Service and Prostitutes in Colombia: The Real Scandal

I will go ahead and say what should be obvious to people around the world. The US military members and the Secret Service agents that picked-up prostitutes at a strip club or a bordello in Cartagena need to find the cheapskate moron among them that caused this entire scandal and out him. I have yet to see a name in any news reports.

What sort of an idiot is so cheap that he would rather watch this escalate as it has than fork over the lousy $50 he owed the prostitute? How did this dolt pass the necessary background checks to be in the Secret Service to begin with? What sort of fools does the US have in the Secret Service? Oh wait, I mentioned one in my last post.

Lesson to anyone representing the US government in a foreign country and procuring the services of a prostitute: Pay the prostitutes appropriately. That means add a tip. Never argue over the price that was already agreed to. Add a great tip!

I have seen that escalate into a fiasco in Orlando hotels, so surely no one intelligent enough to be in such a position to begin with would have the audacity to do it in a foreign country!

The idiot at fault here has cost many their government jobs and successfully made Americans connected to the government look cheap around the world. Prostitutes may indeed be wary of anyone connected to the US government on the next field trip boys. You have done a great disservice to your many colleagues.

The truth is that most men in such positions are mild, intelligent, and tip well. We do not know this particular idiot. Just ask any prostitute in the US, especially in Washington DC.

Now that, dear blog readers, is the real scandal. The poor woman!